Ten Commandments for the 21st Century

I. Know and Love Thyself

II. Honor and Love Thy Mothers, Fathers, Caregivers, and Gamete Donors (in that order)

III. Bless the Beasts and the Children

IV. Teach the Children Well

V. Love and Cherish Thy Neighbor

VI. Serve the Community Well

VII. Cherish and Protect the Homeland

VIII. Thou Shalt Not Fear Something Into Existence [antiterror commandment]

IX. Thou Shalt Not Shame Thyself or Thy Neighbor [misbegotten shame]
*Note Well Japan*

X. Thou Shalt Not Take Responsibility for Harms Perpetrated By Others [misplaced guilt] *For the Jews*